Summary
Final Fantasy VI, an all-time SNES RPG classic and grand champion of load times on the PSX, features a diverse cast, such as the mopey one, the other mopey one, the spastic one, the other spastic one, the other other spastic one, and a yeti. These brave heroes fight to rid the world of clowns.
| Recap terminology
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| Game term
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Recap term
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| Narrative screen
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Black Screen of Meta-Game Commentary
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| Slave Crown
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Circlet of Distinguishment
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| Arvis
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Baron Liverspots von Oldentimer III
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| Figaro Castle
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Figayro Castle
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| Returners
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Rebels
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| Interceptor
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Intercourser
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| Bug-eyed freakout
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Don Knotts
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| Diving helmet
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Diving Helmet of Certain Asphyxiation
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| Tritoch
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The MacGuffin Esper
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Relationships
- Winona/Edgar: It's only natural that CHIIIIIIIIICKS Sr. and CHIIIIIIIIICKS Jr. are screwing. They are fooling exactly no one, and their abject terror when faced with Twiggy and her magic vagina is pretty telling.
- Guile/Kyan: Isn't it marvelously convenient that everyone in Kyan's life, including his loving wife and son, die at the exact moment Guile shows up to sweep him off his feet? Their love is so muscly.
Tropes
Misc. Notes
- Everyone is a total spaz
- Super gay dudes, but the ladies don't seem especially clingy or interested in romance. Yet.
