CHIIIIIIIIICKS

These ladies' men just love ladies SO MUCH they can't keep from mentioning every five seconds how wonderful women are. CHIIIIIIIIIIICKS. If the sarcasm wasn't clear, we mean these dudes are super gay.

Examples

  • Final Fantasy VI: Edgar and Winona, but ESPECIALLY Edgar. He cannot shut up about his fascination with lovely ladies, but the two lovely ladies in his company so far scare the bejesus out of him.
  • Final Fantasy VIII: Irvine dresses like a cowboy, but somehow thinks he's fooling everyone by constantly hitting on Selphie, Rinhoa, and Quistis.
  • Final Fantasy IX: Zidane looooves Garnoa, because she's so HOT! What a ladykiller he is!
  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Larry Butz loves women--of course! he can't be gay!--but it's just too bad that Phoenix never gets to meet any of them. All his girlfriends are dead! Or they're out of town, modeling! Or they live in Canada!
  • Suikoden III: The Zexen Knights are all in love with Lady Chris! And totally not boning each other!
  • Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille Zur Macht: Tony takes one look at Shion and dissolves into an endless cycle of babble about how hot and amazing and womanly she is. It's gross and is not fooling anyone.