Recap by Jeanne.
Summary
Recap terminology | |
Game term | Recap term |
Mana | Manjuice |
Exsphere | Extesticle |
World Map Monsters | Black Blobs |
Kendama | Kendonga |
Sorceror's Ring | Wizard's Wang |
Tower of Salvation | Tower of Penetration |
Journey of World Regeneration | Magical Mary Sue Journey (MMSJ) |
Human Ranch | My Human Ranch |
Key Crest | Wizard Crest |
Relevant recap ships:
- Genis loves Lloyd (possibly unrequited)
- Lloyd and Kratos are NOT doing it, I don't care what your sick fanfiction says
- Raine and Genis are hopefully NOT doing it, but shit, that spanking
Miscellaneous notes/memes:
- Lloyd is dumb.
- Genis is smart.
- Suelette Falls Counter (SFC): increments every time Suelette falls or her clumsiness is mentioned
- Seemingly important plot points never have follow-up (see: dead priest in classroom)
- Everything in this game is a cliche.
See also: Tales of Symphonia cast.