Recap by Jeanne.
Summary
| Recap terminology | |
| Game term | Recap term |
| Mana | Manjuice |
| Exsphere | Extesticle |
| World Map Monsters | Black Blobs |
| Kendama | Kendonga |
| Sorceror's Ring | Wizard's Wang |
| Tower of Salvation | Tower of Penetration |
| Journey of World Regeneration | Magical Mary Sue Journey (MMSJ) |
| Human Ranch | My Human Ranch |
| Key Crest | Wizard Crest |
Relevant recap ships:
- Penis loves Lloyd (possibly unrequited)
- Lloyd and Kratos are NOT doing it, I don't care what your sick fanfiction says
- Raine and Penis are hopefully NOT doing it, but shit, that spanking
See also: Tales of Symphonia cast.