Recapper(s): | Jeanne |
Begun: | 2.13.02 |
Latest: | 12.19.07 |
Status: | Active |
See also: | Skies of Arcadia cast |
Summary
Recap terminology | |
Game term | Recap term |
Air Pirates | Ass Pirates |
Vice Captain | Vice Captain of Exposition/VCoE |
The Serpent | The Trouser Snake |
Valuan Soldiers | Zippo soldiers |
Discovery informational text box | Thought You'd Like to Know Box |
Bellena's Ship | WhoreShip |
Rokwyrm | Flame Penis |
Red Ray | Penis Ray of Doom |
Horteka | Whoreteka |
The Chameleon | The Red Lizard |
Strategy guide | Strategy map |
Priest lurking in Rixis | Peter |
The Cygnus | Fruitymobile |
King Ixa'taka's ship | Dickship |
Moon Stone Cannon | Fluffy Bunny Cannon |
Relationships
- Galcian/Ramirez - I mean, come on.
- Galcian/Belleza - So one-sided.
- Vyse/Belleza - Sometimes it seems like she wants his sweet underage candy.
- Aika/Fina - The game designers seem to have a literal hard-on for this pairing at times.
Tropes
- For once, the hero is straight. No, really.
- The two girls don't have cat fights over the hero. No, I'm really not shitting you here.
- Vyse's dad is stuck in the 80s
- Big Book of Bad Guy Catchphrases : the book all the villains consult for their shitty, cliched dialogue
- Maybe don't name your island after the thing you're trying to hide (Pirate Isle, King's Hideout)
- The guide is so shitty, I've never figured out what moon stones are strong and weak against each other.
- Aika likes treasure!
- Vyse wants to sail the world!
- Galcian has a microscopic penis.
- Vyse and Pippi have never been anywhere.
- Vigoro is gay and in denial.
- Vyse needs to shut it with the preachy do-gooder shit. Let him mansplain to you why things always work out for the best!
- Poor people are all whiny and annoying.
- Rich people are all whiny and annoying.
- Fina is a Mary Sue.
- God, the repetitive filler dialogue.
- Steretypical locations: red = fire = desert! Green = plants = forest!
- Bellena's boob animation used up the entire budget.
- These people are fucking idiots
- Every single ship in this game looks like a dick
- The random battles in this game are awful, frequent, and slow
- The South Ocean, Ixa'taka, and King Ixa'taka all suck copious amounts of infected ass dildos
- De Loco is craaaaaaaaaazy!
- Centime is a dirty pedo.