Summary
The game that introduced a more cartoonish, cel-shaded look to the Zelda franchise, either taking it in a bold new artistic direction or ruining it forever, depending on what flavor of Internet tough guy you are. In Wind Wanker our gay hero Twink travels the seas with a talking boat who hates Alex Trebek. There's other stuff, but that is like 90 percent of the game.
Recap terminology
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Game term
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Recap term
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Hyoi Pear
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Orgasm Pear
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Forsaken Fortress
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Forsaken Fucking Fortress
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Windfall Island
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NPC Island
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Dragon Roost Island
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Dragon Phallus Island
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Compass
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Comp Ass
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Wind Waker
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Wind Wanker
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Forest Haven
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Phallus Haven
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Deku Leaf
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Deku Shit
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Boomerang
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Boomerwang
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Tower of the Gods
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Phallus of the Gods
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Master Sword
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Masturbator Sword
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Skull Hammer
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Hammer of Recapper Revenge
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Miniblins
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Shiggyblins
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Floor Master
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Floor Masturbator
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Hookshot
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Moneyshot
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Darknuts
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Dicknuts
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Relationships
Tropes