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'''Twink/pretty much every male on the Great Sea''': The Twink of ''Wind Wanker'' is not what one would call discerning. He's at least considered getting down with any and all of the Big Gay Beedles, any and all of the Tingles, Makar and his oppressed Korok brothers, Prince Gollus, and at least a third of the NPCs on NPC Island. This is not an all-inclusive list.
  
 
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Revision as of 01:42, 15 February 2013

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Recapper(s): Jeanne and Sam
Begun: 8.21.03
Completed: 1.22.06
Total recaps: 12
See also: Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker cast

Summary

The game that introduced a more cartoonish, cel-shaded look to the Zelda franchise, either taking it in a bold new artistic direction or ruining it forever, depending on what flavor of Internet tough guy you are. In Wind Wanker our gay hero Twink travels the seas with a talking boat who hates Alex Trebek. There's other stuff, but that is like 90 percent of the game.

Recap terminology
Game term Recap term
Hyoi Pear Orgasm Pear
Forsaken Fortress Forsaken Fucking Fortress
Windfall Island NPC Island
Dragon Roost Island Dragon Phallus Island
Compass Comp Ass
Wind Waker Wind Wanker
Forest Haven Phallus Haven
Deku Leaf Deku Shit
Boomerang Boomerwang
Tower of the Gods Phallus of the Gods
Master Sword Masturbator Sword
Skull Hammer Hammer of Recapper Revenge
Miniblins Shiggyblins
Floor Master Floor Masturbator
Hookshot Moneyshot
Darknuts Dicknuts

Relationships

Twink/pretty much every male on the Great Sea: The Twink of Wind Wanker is not what one would call discerning. He's at least considered getting down with any and all of the Big Gay Beedles, any and all of the Tingles, Makar and his oppressed Korok brothers, Prince Gollus, and at least a third of the NPCs on NPC Island. This is not an all-inclusive list.

Tropes