Kingdom Hearts

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Recapper(s): Kelly and Sam
Begun: 12.06.02
Latest: 8.15.06
Status: Active
See also: Kingdom Hearts cast

Summary

Recap terminology
Game term Recap term
Destiny Islands Isle of Wankers

Relevant recap ships:

  • Sora/dying alone, because he's a loser

Miscellaneous notes/memes:

  • Oh my God, the door metaphors. And the non-metaphors.
  • Heroes' actions being completely at odds with their stated goals (Sora talking about finding Kairi and doing literally everything but trying to find her)
  • Sora/Riku is gross, but Sora/Kairi and Riku/Kairi are straight up ridiculous.
  • Every boss is a penis, every world is covered in penises
  • The Power of Friendship™
  • Horrible, horrible mini-games
  • I'm a pedophile and it's okay! (Geppetto)