Summary
| Recap terminology | |
| Game term | Recap term |
| Destiny Islands | Isle of Wankers |
Relevant recap ships:
- Sora/dying alone, because he's a loser
Miscellaneous notes/memes:
- Oh my God, the door metaphors. And the non-metaphors.
- Heroes' actions being completely at odds with their stated goals (Sora talking about finding Kairi and doing literally everything but trying to find her)
- Sora/Riku is gross, but Sora/Kairi and Riku/Kairi are straight up ridiculous.
- Every boss is a penis, every world is covered in penises
- The Power of Friendship™
- Horrible, horrible mini-games
- I'm a pedophile and it's okay! (Geppetto)
See also: Kingdom Hearts cast.