Difference between revisions of "Kingdom Hearts"

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*Oh my God, the door metaphors. And the non-metaphors.
 
*Oh my God, the door metaphors. And the non-metaphors.
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*Heroes actions being completely at odds with their stated goals (Sora talking about finding Kairi and doing literally everything but trying to find her)
 
*Sora/Riku is gross, but Sora/Kairi and Riku/Kairi are straight up ridiculous.  
 
*Sora/Riku is gross, but Sora/Kairi and Riku/Kairi are straight up ridiculous.  
 
*Every boss is a penis, every world is covered in penises
 
*Every boss is a penis, every world is covered in penises

Revision as of 13:59, 28 August 2012

Recap by Kelly and Sam.


Summary

Recap terminology
Game term Recap term
Destiny Islands Isle of Wankers

Relevant recap ships:

  • Sora/dying alone, because he's a loser

Miscellaneous notes/memes:

  • Oh my God, the door metaphors. And the non-metaphors.
  • Heroes actions being completely at odds with their stated goals (Sora talking about finding Kairi and doing literally everything but trying to find her)
  • Sora/Riku is gross, but Sora/Kairi and Riku/Kairi are straight up ridiculous.
  • Every boss is a penis, every world is covered in penises
  • The Power of Friendship™
  • Horrible, horrible mini-games
  • I'm a pedophile and it's okay! (Geppetto)

See also: Kingdom Hearts cast.