Summary
This is your pretty standard story about a sarcastic, sword-wielding hero and an obnoxious Mary Sue, with the requisite band of misfits to fill out the battle party. What sets this game apart, and not in a good way, is the horrible, horrible love story that involves a love triangle where the two ladies share the same body. There is nothing okay about this.
Recap terminology
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Game term
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Recap term
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Geohound
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Geodude
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Save cone
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Gay cone
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Rage meter
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Bitch-o-meter
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Granacliffs
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Granasscrack
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Skyway
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Skygay
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Dinner conversations
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ChoadChat
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Arum root
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Wombat penis
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Festive, open-mouthed grin
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Homosexual Anime Grin (HAG)/Gay Anime Grin
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SMELL
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ASSRAPE, POLE POLISH
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Garden of Dreams
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Creepy-Ass Garden
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Cathedral Knights
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Cockthedral Knights
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Granasaber
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Granaschlong
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Relationships
- 'Ryudo/Mary Sue: This is a canon pairing, which is the fancy way of saying this happens completely against my will. This fucking game.
- Ryudo/Millenia: Also canon, but less horrible than Ryudo/Mary Sue, although the two ladies are technically the same person. Ew.
- Ryudo/Skye: One-sided on Skye's part. Let's hope it stays that way, because Skye is a freaking bird.
- Gonzola/Paella: She's probably a beard. Look at him.
- Ludo/Tidink: This was just a pairing I made up when they went off together in order to give Ryudo and Mary Sue some alone time. Unfortunately, now it's stuck in my brain and I can't make it unhappen.