Summary
This is your pretty standard story about a sarcastic, sword-wielding hero and an obnoxious Mary Sue, with the requisite band of misfits to fill out the battle party. What sets this game apart, and not in a good way, is the horrible, horrible love story that involves a love triangle where the two ladies share the same body. There is nothing okay about this.
| Recap terminology
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| Game term
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Recap term
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| Geohound
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Geodude
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| Save cone
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Gay cone
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| Rage meter
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Bitch-o-meter
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| Granacliffs
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Granasscrack
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| Skyway
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Skygay
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| Dinner conversations
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ChoadChat
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| Arum root
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Wombat penis
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| Festive, open-mouthed grin
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Homosexual Anime Grin (HAG)/Gay Anime Grin
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| SMELL
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ASSRAPE, POLE POLISH
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| Garden of Dreams
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Creepy-Ass Garden
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| Cathedral Knights
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Cockthedral Knights
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| Granasaber
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Granaschlong
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