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*'''Gonzola/Paella''': She's probably a beard. Look at him. | *'''Gonzola/Paella''': She's probably a beard. Look at him. | ||
*'''Ludo/Tidink''': This was just a pairing I made up when they went off together in order to give Ryudo and Mary Sue some alone time. Unfortunately, now it's stuck in my brain and I can't make it unhappen. | *'''Ludo/Tidink''': This was just a pairing I made up when they went off together in order to give Ryudo and Mary Sue some alone time. Unfortunately, now it's stuck in my brain and I can't make it unhappen. | ||
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| + | *'''[[All Talk]]''': This is totally Ryudo. He presents himself as a sarcastic, world-weary Geodude, who doesn't put up with a lot of annoying shit. Unfortunately, this is all an act. He frequently obsesses over Mary Sue's feelings and well-being, and in an even worse example, falls to pieces over the child Samara in Mirumu village. And that's just in the first several hours of the game. It gets worse. | ||
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Revision as of 01:24, 17 February 2013
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| Recapper(s): | Jeanne |
| Begun: | 11.25.02 |
| Latest: | 1.10.08 |
| Status: | Active |
| See also: | Grandia II cast |
Summary
This is your pretty standard story about a sarcastic, sword-wielding hero and an obnoxious Mary Sue, with the requisite band of misfits to fill out the battle party. What sets this game apart, and not in a good way, is the horrible, horrible love story that involves a love triangle where the two ladies share the same body. There is nothing okay about this.
| Recap terminology | |
| Game term | Recap term |
| Geohound | Geodude |
| Save cone | Gay cone |
| Rage meter | Bitch-o-meter |
| Granacliffs | Granasscrack |
| Skyway | Skygay |
| Dinner conversations | ChoadChat |
| Arum root | Wombat penis |
| Festive, open-mouthed grin | Homosexual Anime Grin (HAG)/Gay Anime Grin |
| SMELL | ASSRAPE, POLE POLISH |
| Garden of Dreams | Creepy-Ass Garden |
| Cathedral Knights | Cockthedral Knights |
| Granasaber | Granaschlong |
Relationships
- Ryudo/Mary Sue: This is a canon pairing, which is the fancy way of saying it happens completely against my will. This fucking game.
- Ryudo/Millenia: Also canon, but less horrible than Ryudo/Mary Sue, although the two ladies are technically the same person. Ew.
- Ryudo/Skye: One-sided on Skye's part. Let's hope it stays that way, because Skye is a freaking bird.
- Gonzola/Paella: She's probably a beard. Look at him.
- Ludo/Tidink: This was just a pairing I made up when they went off together in order to give Ryudo and Mary Sue some alone time. Unfortunately, now it's stuck in my brain and I can't make it unhappen.
Tropes
- All Talk: This is totally Ryudo. He presents himself as a sarcastic, world-weary Geodude, who doesn't put up with a lot of annoying shit. Unfortunately, this is all an act. He frequently obsesses over Mary Sue's feelings and well-being, and in an even worse example, falls to pieces over the child Samara in Mirumu village. And that's just in the first several hours of the game. It gets worse.