Major characters
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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He's a wanker. He's also a jock -- the star blitzball player for the Zanarkand Abes. When something called Sin destroys his hometown, and he gets sucked into Sin's giant ass void, he ends up....somewhere else. But he doesn't become any less annoying.
Auron
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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35
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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A mysterious older guy. Okay, he's not that old, but since he's older than 18, he's a fogey. We only know two things about him at this point: he has some connection with Tidus's dad, and he's a million times cooler than Tidus, who is a wanker.
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Nickname(s):
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????
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Age:
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15
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Poor Rikku. The game designers thought it would be "fun" to give her a tight bodysuit with a strap in the crotch. Ouch. Rikku is an Al Bhed, and all we know about them so far is they speak a different language and they don't like Tidus too much because he's a wanker. Rikku doesn't seem to mind him though. Unlike me.
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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24
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First Appearance:
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Part 2
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He's an overly religious, pot-smoking blitzball player and guardian. He takes Tidus under his wing because Tidus resembles his dead brother. That doesn't explain all the touchy-feely ass-grabbing stuff, though.
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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22
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First Appearance:
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Part 2
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Drooling fanboys will remember her as "the chick with the giant boobs". I, however, will remember her as a sarcastic, bitchy guardian who is always ripping on Tidus because he's a wanker. She's just like me -- well, except for the "guardian" and "giant boobs" part.
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 2
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She's a summoner, and the main love interest. Yes, that means that she will eventually get with wanky old Tidus. There is no other plot point in the entire game as sad as that one.
Jecht
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 2
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He's Tidus's "old man." He used to play for the Zanarkand Abes, but he died ten years ago. OR DID HE? Okay, he didn't. He likes to call Tidus a crybaby, and I have to give him props for that.
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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25
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First Appearance:
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Part 3
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He's a big, blue lion. That's about all we know. He doesn't seem to like Tidus, though, so he can't be all that bad.
Mika
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 5
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The leader of Spira, and one of the four maesters. He's really, really old. I'm sure we won't find out anything sinister about him. At all.
Seymour Guado
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Nickname(s):
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Winnie the Pedophile
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Age:
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28
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First Appearance:
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Part 5
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Intended to be the pretty long-haired bishounen, instead he turned out to be a bad mixture of Kuja, Winnie the Pooh, and a pedophile. Of course, he is a priest.
Braska
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 12
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Yuna's dead dad, the last High Summoner. His guardians, as we know, were Tidus's "old man" and a younger, pissier Auron. There's some speculation that the three were more than just good friends, probably because of the amount of alcohol consumed on their trip.
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 14
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Rikku's dad, Yuna's uncle, and the leader of the Al Bhed. He wears a unit-displaying yellow jumpsuit, but despite his poor fashion sense, the guy is actually not that bad. He doesn't take any shit from Tidus, or from anyone else for that matter. He's a bit of a spaz, though.
Other characters
Luzzu
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 2
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He's a crusader from Besaid. He looks like he has a bad dye job and wears lipstick. Of course this is a Final Fantasy game, so it's not like that's a shock.
Gatta
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 2
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The wankery half of the Besaid crusader duo. He wears a thong over his shorts, and if that isn't enough of a sign that he's a wanker, he also whines a lot and likes Tidus.
O'aka
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 3
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The merchant who precedes Tidus and co. to each and every destination. He's determined to become the greatest merchant EVAR, but of course his prices rape people up the ass.
Dona
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Nickname(s):
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Thonga
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 4
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A summoner, like Yuna. Unlike Yuna, however, she is a complete beeyotch. She wears a thong up her ass, which might explain the crankiness.
Barthello
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Nickname(s):
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none
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Age:
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?
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First Appearance:
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Part 4
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Dona's guardian. The only reason he puts up with her is that he has the intellect of a rock. Although Dona seems to have more than a platonic relationship with him, he's still all over Auron. Well, who isn't?
Biran
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Yenke
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Maechen
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Lucil
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Elma
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Belgemine
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Shelinda
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Rin
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Clasko
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Kinoc
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Isaaru
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Pacce
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Maroda
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Brother
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Kelk Ronso
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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Yunalesca
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Nickname(s):
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Tightass
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Age:
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17
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First Appearance:
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Part 1
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