Final Fantasy X cast

Major characters

Tidus

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

He's a wanker. He's also a jock -- the star blitzball player for the Zanarkand Abes. When something called Sin destroys his hometown, and he gets sucked into Sin's giant ass void, he ends up....somewhere else. But he doesn't become any less annoying.

Auron

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	35
	First Appearance:	Part 1

A mysterious older guy. Okay, he's not that old, but since he's older than 18, he's a fogey. We only know two things about him at this point: he has some connection with Tidus's dad, and he's a million times cooler than Tidus, who is a wanker.

Rikku

	Nickname(s):	????
	Age:	15
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Poor Rikku. The game designers thought it would be "fun" to give her a tight bodysuit with a strap in the crotch. Ouch. Rikku is an Al Bhed, and all we know about them so far is they speak a different language and they don't like Tidus too much because he's a wanker. Rikku doesn't seem to mind him though. Unlike me.

Wakka

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	24
	First Appearance:	Part 2

He's an overly religious, pot-smoking blitzball player and guardian. He takes Tidus under his wing because Tidus resembles his dead brother. That doesn't explain all the touchy-feely ass-grabbing stuff, though.

Lulu

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	22
	First Appearance:	Part 2

Drooling fanboys will remember her as "the chick with the giant boobs". I, however, will remember her as a sarcastic, bitchy guardian who is always ripping on Tidus because he's a wanker. She's just like me -- well, except for the "guardian" and "giant boobs" part.

Yuna

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 2

She's a summoner, and the main love interest. Yes, that means that she will eventually get with wanky old Tidus. There is no other plot point in the entire game as sad as that one.

Jecht

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 2

He's Tidus's "old man." He used to play for the Zanarkand Abes, but he died ten years ago. OR DID HE? Okay, he didn't. He likes to call Tidus a crybaby, and I have to give him props for that.

Kimahri

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	25
	First Appearance:	Part 3

He's a big, blue lion. That's about all we know. He doesn't seem to like Tidus, though, so he can't be all that bad.

Mika

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 5

The leader of Spira, and one of the four maesters. He's really, really old. I'm sure we won't find out anything sinister about him. At all.

Seymour Guado

	Nickname(s):	Winnie the Pedophile
	Age:	28
	First Appearance:	Part 5

Intended to be the pretty long-haired bishounen, instead he turned out to be a bad mixture of Kuja, Winnie the Pooh, and a pedophile. Of course, he is a priest.

Braska

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 12

Yuna's dead dad, the last High Summoner. His guardians, as we know, were Tidus's "old man" and a younger, pissier Auron. There's some speculation that the three were more than just good friends, probably because of the amount of alcohol consumed on their trip.

Cid

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 14

Rikku's dad, Yuna's uncle, and the leader of the Al Bhed. He wears a unit-displaying yellow jumpsuit, but despite his poor fashion sense, the guy is actually not that bad. He doesn't take any shit from Tidus, or from anyone else for that matter. He's a bit of a spaz, though.

Other characters

Luzzu

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 2

He's a crusader from Besaid. He looks like he has a bad dye job and wears lipstick. Of course this is a Final Fantasy game, so it's not like that's a shock.

Gatta

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 2

The wankery half of the Besaid crusader duo. He wears a thong over his shorts, and if that isn't enough of a sign that he's a wanker, he also whines a lot and likes Tidus.

O'aka

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 3

The merchant who precedes Tidus and co. to each and every destination. He's determined to become the greatest merchant EVAR, but of course his prices rape people up the ass.

Dona

	Nickname(s):	Thonga
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 4

A summoner, like Yuna. Unlike Yuna, however, she is a complete beeyotch. She wears a thong up her ass, which might explain the crankiness.

Barthello

	Nickname(s):	none
	Age:	?
	First Appearance:	Part 4

Dona's guardian. The only reason he puts up with her is that he has the intellect of a rock. Although Dona seems to have more than a platonic relationship with him, he's still all over Auron. Well, who isn't?

Biran

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Yenke

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Maechen

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Lucil

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Elma

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Belgemine

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Shelinda

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Rin

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Clasko

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Kinoc

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Isaaru

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Pacce

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Maroda

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Brother

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Kelk Ronso

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1

Yunalesca

	Nickname(s):	Tightass
	Age:	17
	First Appearance:	Part 1