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| + | *For once, the hero is straight. No, really. | ||
| + | *The two girls don't have cat fights over the hero. No, I'm really not shitting you here. | ||
| + | *Vyse's dad is stuck in the 80s | ||
| + | *Big Book of Bad Guy Catchphrases : the book all the villains consult for their shitty, cliched dialogue | ||
| + | *Maybe don't name your island after the thing you're trying to hide (Pirate Isle, King's Hideout) | ||
| + | *The guide is so shitty, I've never figured out what moon stones are strong and weak against each other. | ||
| + | *Aika likes treasure! | ||
| + | *Vyse wants to sail the world! | ||
| + | *Galcian has a microscopic penis. | ||
| + | *Vyse and Pippi have never been anywhere. | ||
| + | *Vigoro is gay and in denial. | ||
| + | *Vyse needs to shut it with the preachy do-gooder shit. Let him mansplain to you why things always work out for the best! | ||
| + | *Poor people are all whiny and annoying. | ||
| + | *Rich people are all whiny and annoying. | ||
| + | *Fina is a Mary Sue. | ||
| + | *God, the repetitive filler dialogue. | ||
| + | *Steretypical locations: red = fire = desert! Green = plants = forest! | ||
| + | *Bellena's boob animation used up the entire budget. | ||
| + | *These people are fucking idiots | ||
| + | *Every single ship in this game looks like a dick | ||
| + | *The random battles in this game are awful, frequent, and slow | ||
| + | *The South Ocean, Ixa'taka, and King Ixa'taka all suck copious amounts of infected ass dildos | ||
| + | *De Loco is craaaaaaaaaazy! | ||
| + | *Centime is a dirty pedo. | ||
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[[Category:Recaps]] | [[Category:Recaps]] | ||
Revision as of 13:38, 9 February 2013
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| Recapper(s): | Jeanne |
| Begun: | 2.13.02 |
| Latest: | 12.19.07 |
| Status: | Active |
| See also: | Skies of Arcadia cast |
Summary
| Recap terminology | |
| Game term | Recap term |
| Air Pirates | Ass Pirates |
| Vice Captain | Vice Captain of Exposition/VCoE |
| The Serpent | The Trouser Snake |
| Valuan Soldiers | Zippo soldiers |
| Discovery informational text box | Thought You'd Like to Know Box |
| Bellena's Ship | WhoreShip |
| Rokwyrm | Flame Penis |
| Red Ray | Penis Ray of Doom |
| Horteka | Whoreteka |
| The Chameleon | The Red Lizard |
| Strategy guide | Strategy map |
| Priest lurking in Rixis | Peter |
| The Cygnus | Fruitymobile |
| King Ixa'taka's ship | Dickship |
| Moon Stone Cannon | Fluffy Bunny Cannon |
Relationships
- Galcian/Ramirez - I mean, come on.
- Galcian/Belleza - So one-sided.
- Vyse/Belleza - Sometimes it seems like she wants his sweet underage candy.
- Aika/Fina - The game designers seem to have a literal hard-on for this pairing at times.
Tropes
- For once, the hero is straight. No, really.
- The two girls don't have cat fights over the hero. No, I'm really not shitting you here.
- Vyse's dad is stuck in the 80s
- Big Book of Bad Guy Catchphrases : the book all the villains consult for their shitty, cliched dialogue
- Maybe don't name your island after the thing you're trying to hide (Pirate Isle, King's Hideout)
- The guide is so shitty, I've never figured out what moon stones are strong and weak against each other.
- Aika likes treasure!
- Vyse wants to sail the world!
- Galcian has a microscopic penis.
- Vyse and Pippi have never been anywhere.
- Vigoro is gay and in denial.
- Vyse needs to shut it with the preachy do-gooder shit. Let him mansplain to you why things always work out for the best!
- Poor people are all whiny and annoying.
- Rich people are all whiny and annoying.
- Fina is a Mary Sue.
- God, the repetitive filler dialogue.
- Steretypical locations: red = fire = desert! Green = plants = forest!
- Bellena's boob animation used up the entire budget.
- These people are fucking idiots
- Every single ship in this game looks like a dick
- The random battles in this game are awful, frequent, and slow
- The South Ocean, Ixa'taka, and King Ixa'taka all suck copious amounts of infected ass dildos
- De Loco is craaaaaaaaaazy!
- Centime is a dirty pedo.