Difference between revisions of "Suikoden"

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== Tropes ==
 
== Tropes ==
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*The Empire is full of asses
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*The inventory system is beyond awful. Seriously, it's the Tidus of RPG inventory systems.
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*Gremio is jealous of everyone who even glances at PUGGY!!!.
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*The Liberation Army is full of useless douchenozzles.
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*Sheena is a girl.
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*Lepant is a tower-stealing asshole.
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*Elves and dwarves are uncreative fantasy stereotypes (and also assholes).
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*PUGGY!!! inwardly weeps every time he's forced to recruit a female.
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*A large number of recruits are androgynous, with sometimes disastrous results for PUGGY!!!.
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*BFC: Big Fucking Clue
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*Romantic nighttime conversations with accompanying romantic music -- a staple of the Suikoden series.
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*Tai Ho and Yam Koo are the worst.
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*The art in this game is also the worst.
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*Man-eating spores -- what the fuck.
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*The characters are in a heated competition for the Captain Obvious title.
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*Pahn likes to fight! And eat!
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*The Warrior's Village is suspiciously heterosexual.
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*PUGGY!!! has to do EVERYTHING around here. Even so, he never gets to make any actual choices.
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[[Category:Recaps]]
 
[[Category:Recaps]]

Revision as of 02:44, 26 January 2013

Suiko-header.jpg
Recapper(s): Jeanne
Begun: 2.13.02
Latest: 6.11.11
Status: Active
See also: Suikoden cast

Summary

Recap terminology
Game term Recap term
Teo McDohl's house McDohl House of Man Love
NPCs without portraits Clones/Suikoclones
Chinchirorin The Game That Shall Not Be Named (TGTSNBN)
Toran Castle Penis Castle
Liberation Army Lubrication Army
Strategy Guide True Rune of Strategy
Tom Chief of the Village of the Elves
Theme of Perversion Suikoden Porn Theme
Theme of Narcissism Suikoden Gay Theme/Theme of Gay
Toran Castle rose garden Buttsex Garden
Rokkaku Bukkake
Characters with portraits Portrait People
Ted's grandpa Ned

Relationships

  • PUGGY!!!/Gremio
  • PUGGY!!!/Ted
  • Viktor tries to lure PUGGY!!! away from Gremio
  • Viktor/Flik
  • Flik/Odessa, if it's possible he's actually straight for her
  • Gremio/Kirkis
  • Kirkis/Sylvina, but come on -- that's a one-sided relationship
  • Gen/Kamandol (gross)
  • Teo/Alen/Grenseal
  • Alen/Grenseal (Buttsex stars!)
  • Hix/Tengaar? This one is still confusing

Tropes

  • The Empire is full of asses
  • The inventory system is beyond awful. Seriously, it's the Tidus of RPG inventory systems.
  • Gremio is jealous of everyone who even glances at PUGGY!!!.
  • The Liberation Army is full of useless douchenozzles.
  • Sheena is a girl.
  • Lepant is a tower-stealing asshole.
  • Elves and dwarves are uncreative fantasy stereotypes (and also assholes).
  • PUGGY!!! inwardly weeps every time he's forced to recruit a female.
  • A large number of recruits are androgynous, with sometimes disastrous results for PUGGY!!!.
  • BFC: Big Fucking Clue
  • Romantic nighttime conversations with accompanying romantic music -- a staple of the Suikoden series.
  • Tai Ho and Yam Koo are the worst.
  • The art in this game is also the worst.
  • Man-eating spores -- what the fuck.
  • The characters are in a heated competition for the Captain Obvious title.
  • Pahn likes to fight! And eat!
  • The Warrior's Village is suspiciously heterosexual.
  • PUGGY!!! has to do EVERYTHING around here. Even so, he never gets to make any actual choices.