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*Lloyd is dumb. | *Lloyd is dumb. | ||
*Genis is smart. | *Genis is smart. | ||
| − | *Suelette Falls Counter (SFC): increments every time | + | *Colette is a Mary Sue. |
| + | *Suelette Falls Counter (SFC): increments every time Colette falls or her clumsiness is mentioned | ||
*Seemingly important plot points never have follow-up (see: dead priest in classroom) | *Seemingly important plot points never have follow-up (see: dead priest in classroom) | ||
*Everything in this game is a cliche. | *Everything in this game is a cliche. | ||
Revision as of 14:11, 28 August 2012
Recap by Jeanne.
Summary
| Recap terminology | |
| Game term | Recap term |
| Mana | Manjuice |
| Exsphere | Extesticle |
| World Map Monsters | Black Blobs |
| Kendama | Kendonga |
| Sorceror's Ring | Wizard's Wang |
| Tower of Salvation | Tower of Penetration |
| Journey of World Regeneration | Magical Mary Sue Journey (MMSJ) |
| Human Ranch | My Human Ranch |
| Key Crest | Wizard Crest |
Relevant recap ships:
- Genis loves Lloyd (possibly unrequited)
- Lloyd and Kratos are NOT doing it, I don't care what your sick fanfiction says
- Raine and Genis are hopefully NOT doing it, but shit, that spanking
Miscellaneous notes/memes:
- Lloyd is dumb.
- Genis is smart.
- Colette is a Mary Sue.
- Suelette Falls Counter (SFC): increments every time Colette falls or her clumsiness is mentioned
- Seemingly important plot points never have follow-up (see: dead priest in classroom)
- Everything in this game is a cliche.
See also: Tales of Symphonia cast.