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*''[[Final Fantasy X]]'': Seymour forces Yuna to marry him and his voice makes him sound like an anthropomorphized rape van. | *''[[Final Fantasy X]]'': Seymour forces Yuna to marry him and his voice makes him sound like an anthropomorphized rape van. |
Revision as of 14:03, 21 February 2013
To be clear, all these disturbed, frightening characters are the ones who think it's totally okay to be a pedophile. In a macro sense it is totally not okay, and they are gross.
Examples
- Final Fantasy VIII: Jeanne liked to check out Squally's underage bod, before she was over twice his age.
- Final Fantasy X: Seymour forces Yuna to marry him and his voice makes him sound like an anthropomorphized rape van.
- Grandia II: I'll just copy this straight from the recap page: "While there isn't an obvious character to single out for their pedophilic impulses, Tidink himself is prime pedo-bait. He's constantly making inappropriate advances toward characters older than him, and every so often he says something that makes it sound like he's a pedophile. It's all very weird and creepy. I guess that Ludo would qualify as a pedophile for hooking up with him in my sick imagination. Also, Pope Zera is probably a pedophile, just because he's the pope. Occam's Razor."
- Kingdom Hearts: You should already know the story of Pinocchio, but the short version is that Geppedo made himself a RealDoll little boy, and then it came to life in the most unfortunate wish come true ever.
- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: The Dicku Tree pimps out all the poor children of Cockiri Forest.
- Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker: And his successor keeps doing it to the mutated Korok children. Horrible.
- Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Ugh, Manfred von Karma. We can't get into the whole story of why he's such a pedo just yet, but it's a doozy.
- Skies of Arcadia: Centime is not appropriate.
- Suikoden III: This one is especially terrible because Guillaume, a real live actual fucking pedophile who chases after little children with his butt-poking spear, eventually gets to be one of the Stars of Destiny and move in next to those same children. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
- Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille Zur Macht: Beyond my horrible feelings for Jailbait--which I acknowledge are horrible even if he's really 26--everyone in the game is a gross creep to MOMO.