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''Final Fantasy X-2'' is a very silly game created 100 percent for straight male fan service, but for all that, one that manages to be a much better game than it has any right to be. The game designers went out of their way to create many new models and redesigns, giving Spira a fresh face, as long as you are only looking at the three main characters, their many new outfits, and their three gay male counterparts, and not anyone or anything else in the game.
  
 
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Revision as of 01:16, 7 February 2013

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Recapper(s): Jeanne, Kelly, and Sam
Begun: 6.9.04
Latest: 7.17.05
Status: Active
See also: Final Fantasy X-2 cast

Summary

Final Fantasy X-2 is a very silly game created 100 percent for straight male fan service, but for all that, one that manages to be a much better game than it has any right to be. The game designers went out of their way to create many new models and redesigns, giving Spira a fresh face, as long as you are only looking at the three main characters, their many new outfits, and their three gay male counterparts, and not anyone or anything else in the game.

Recap terminology
Game term Recap term
Songstress Sphere outfits Britney Spira, Carly Rikku Jepsen, and k.d. paine
The Celsius El Celsioso
Awesome Sphere AWESOM-O Sphere
"Hurt" penis pump, buttplug, rim job, titty twister, pocket rocket, toss the salad, motorboat
Guadosalam Guadosodom
Machina devices beneath Bevelle Robot Goatse, Masturbating Machina Squid

Relationships

  • Y/R/P threeway
  • Gippal/Baralai (screw Nooj, he's gross)

Tropes

  • Heroes' actions being completely at odds with their stated goals (sphere hunting, doing anything but actual sphere hunting)
  • Two ambiguously gay trios
  • Lazy character modeling (Wakka, Lulu, actually everyone in Spira except for YRP and the new characters)
  • Horrible, horrible mini-games
  • Yuna is maybe the worst Mary Sue ever
  • Fuck the stupid 100 percent and its reliance on doing things badly or doing things in a specific, random way.
  • Fat guy and skinny guy comic relief duo (Logos and Ormi)
  • Overhyped MacGuffin items (the AWESOM-O sphere)