Happy holidays, friends and patrons of Buttfuck Castle! It’s time to check back in with the slow, shuffling goings-on of Suikoden III. This is somehow eight hours of footage, possibly because I enter regular fugue states while playing this game.

It’s time for a particularly eventful chapter of Suikoden III, in which identities are revealed, another dork from Suikoden II shows up and is hot, and Viki discovers magic mitosis because of allergies. (It is April, so I might end up also sneezing a clone of myself into existence.) Enjoy!

Almost exactly one year after I gave all three prospective Flame Champions metaphorical blue balls, I’m back to make one of them the real Flame Champion! How very exciting. Hope you enjoy it!

And we finally finish the third chapters with Geddy’s installment. Clearly I had a lot of Suikoden III footage to burn through. Enjoy!

And I’m back with a new Suikoden III recap. Now Chris even has chicks fawning all over her.