Fucking 2020, y’all.
Hope you’re all doing well, whatever that even means right now! Here’s a new Kingdom Hearts II recap that I hope you enjoy. It’s about Mulan, a quirk of good timing that turned into a quirk of bad timing with remarkable speed. Oh well! I kind of hated this world!
Okay, that was a couple weeks ago. My time management so far in 2020 is on point.
Anyway! Part eight of Xenosaga II is here, and buried in the recap blurb is an epiphany I had about elevators, possibly influenced by Crisis on Infinite Earths, and definitely by alcohol. Enjoy!
ETA: Got some technical difficulties with the wiki that might take me some time to iron out. Will update. Sorry for the inconvenience!
Happy holidays, friends and patrons of Buttfuck Castle! It’s time to check back in with the slow, shuffling goings-on of Suikoden III. This is somehow eight hours of footage, possibly because I enter regular fugue states while playing this game.
Hey, are you an attractive anime teen who loves ’90s culture? Of course you are. That’s why I’ve brought you, at great emotional cost to my weepy self, the final, uh, way-too-long installment of the Lunar: Silver Star Story recap! Wait till you guys find out what Squeak’s deal is. Fucking mind-blowing.
Enjoy!
“Happy” Mueller Report Day, everyone! Literally nobody should read that, it’ll just piss you off, so instead, read my latest Suikoden IV recap! It also has a stupid world leader who dresses badly and makes me angry!