Happy New Year, everyone! Since we are all charter members of the Shion Uzuki fan club, have I got a treat for you: it’s the latest installment of Xenosaga II, in which we get a five-course prix fixe of the smartest lady in 60xx! I hope you hate everything about her and it as much as I did writing about it!
What’s up everybody! It took me a while–what can I say, 2018 has sucked, and especially lately!–but I’m back with the (sob) final two installments of the Suikoden II recap. I’m in my feelings about it and probably will be for some time, but I hope you all enjoy! (I should be back with something before the new year, but I have to do some recording, so we’ll see.)
Happy National Nice Day, everyone! (You date-switching foreigners will have to check back in on September 6 for YOUR accidentally timed holiday content.) To celebrate this, the sexiest of days, I have a new recap of Final Fantasy VI, which may not seem all that hot to you, but this is the one where Twiggy’s parents DO THE NASTY, WITH GLITTER.
It’s also the one where Winona is a dickhead. Wait, that’s all of them. Enjoy!
It’s time for a particularly eventful chapter of Suikoden III, in which identities are revealed, another dork from Suikoden II shows up and is hot, and Viki discovers magic mitosis because of allergies. (It is April, so I might end up also sneezing a clone of myself into existence.) Enjoy!
Happy anniversary to VGR, gang! Between this and watching a lot of young hot people in the Winter Olympics this week, I am feeling old as shit. And fittingly, on the 13th anniversary of me beginning it, here’s the ninth recap of Suikoden IV! That…sure is an average I’ve got going there. But this installment includes the greatest moment in this complete snooze of a game, so you’ve got that to look forward to!
As always, thanks to all of you for hanging out all these years and reading!