Holy shit, it’s VGR’s 17th anniversary!

We’re one year away from the site being able to vote and buy cigarettes! Very exciting!

Thanks for sticking around and reading for another year, gang! Today we’ve got a new installment of Kingdom Hearts II. Did you all want to discussĀ Kingdom Hearts III? Do you also think Flynn Rider is a dirtbag? Do you have strong feelings about which Attraction is the best? (It’s the Mad Tea Cups.) Have you been moved by interminable cutscenes of Org XIII losers talking to each other on top of phallic rock pillars? Well too bad, we’re stuck with THIS game for now. (Feel free to chat KH3 in the comments, but try to keep it spoiler-light if so!)

Xenosaga II part 7

Happy New Year, everyone! Since we are all charter members of the Shion Uzuki fan club, have I got a treat for you: it’s the latest installment of Xenosaga II, in which we get a five-course prix fixe of the smartest lady in 60xx! I hope you hate everything about her and it as much as I did writing about it!