Final Fantasy VI part 8

Happy National Nice Day, everyone! (You date-switching foreigners will have to check back in on September 6 for YOUR accidentally timed holiday content.) To celebrate this, the sexiest of days, I have a new recap of Final Fantasy VI, which may not seem all that hot to you, but this is the one where Twiggy’s parents DO THE NASTY, WITH GLITTER.

It’s also the one where Winona is a dickhead. Wait, that’s all of them. Enjoy!

Suikoden III part 17

It’s time for a particularly eventful chapter of Suikoden III, in which identities are revealed, another dork from Suikoden II shows up and is hot, and Viki discovers magic mitosis because of allergies. (It is April, so I might end up also sneezing a clone of myself into existence.) Enjoy!

It’s the 16th anniversary!

Happy anniversary to VGR, gang! Between this and watching a lot of young hot people in the Winter Olympics this week, I am feeling old as shit. And fittingly, on the 13th anniversary of me beginning it, here’s the ninth recap of Suikoden IV! That…sure is an average I’ve got going there. But this installment includes the greatest moment in this complete snooze of a game, so you’ve got that to look forward to!

As always, thanks to all of you for hanging out all these years and reading!

Xenosaga II part 6

Happy Holidays/Merry Indictment Day, readers! Celebrate with your favorite fizzy beverage and the latest Xenosaga II recap, an ode to the greatest, freshest, least irritating villain in videogame history. I have no notes of any kind on Albedo’s perfection. It’s a really short recap. Enjoy!