Fucking 2020, y’all.
Hope you’re all doing well, whatever that even means right now! Here’s a new Kingdom Hearts II recap that I hope you enjoy. It’s about Mulan, a quirk of good timing that turned into a quirk of bad timing with remarkable speed. Oh well! I kind of hated this world!
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Kingdom Hearts II part 3
Happy 2018, folks! May we all have a slightly better year than the last one.
Sadly, I am starting mine off with the return of Junior to Kingdom Hearts II, so my 2018 is already off on the wrong foot. But you all should enjoy the recap nonetheless!
Happy 15th anniversary, VGR!
Hey guys! Thanks for sticking around for 15 years (Jesus) of recaps. That’s ridiculous. And please enjoy a new installment of Kingdom Hearts II! Roxas has a lot of boyfriends.
Happy 14th Birthday!
Happy 14th birthday to VGR! We are one year closer to becoming adult British homos with small dicks who can’t get any!
First, the good stuff. Today’s birthday gift in honor of us all is a new recap from Sam of a new game — Kingdom Hearts II Part 1! It’s thematically appropriate for the site’s birthday, given that it is packed to the gills with 14-year-old boys. You’re welcome!
Although I haven’t made a ton of progress on the site update in the last year (as I predicted, since I am a wizard), I want to say thank you to Sam for doing the heavy lifting in terms of content. Your recaps continue to be fantastic and just the right level of disturbing. Thank you also to Ben — I am glad you are still alive and contributing hilarious recaps to the site.
As always, thank you to all the readers and commenters. Without you guys, we’re just three people writing up perverted video game commentary as a personal hobby. But your enjoyment of the recaps makes us slightly more legit and less creepy. Seriously, though, thanks for your support!