Tag Archives: phoenix wright

Suikoden IV Part 4

The latest Suikoden IV recap by Sam is now posted. In this recap, find out whether Sam’s Ritapon addiction is enough to make up for the overwhelming number of profile people she is forced to deal with. Plus, a scary cat village!

Also, Sam and I now have the first Phoenix Wright game on our iPads, which means no more wrestling with digital cameras in order to get mediocre screenshots. We’ve spent the last week redoing all the screenshots for the existing Phoenix Wright recaps, and Sam has added captions to the formerly captionless Part 4. Yes, this means that we were forced to replay all those cases. Just to add an extra punch in the nuts, I had to play through the first day of Case 3 twice because I forgot to take screenshots the first time. That case is the bane of my existence. Fuck the Steel Samurai.

Last but not least, I originally screwed up when uploading the screenshots for the latest Xenosaga recap, but they should all be working now.

Phoenix Wright Part 3 Recap (Finally!)

I know this is impossible to believe, but I have actually finished and posted the infamous Phoenix Wright Part 3 recap. I know! It’s like a miracle or something. And it’s only about a year late!

To distract myself from how much I suck, I’m going to take this opportunity to warn you that I got a little bit angry at the end. If you enjoy recapper pain, then this is definitely the recap for you. Enjoy, you sadistic bastards!

On Gay Lawyers and Pokemon

Well, “thanks” to Sam, I now have a renewed interest in Pokemon. And not like that — I’m not a pokephile. Against my better judgment, I’ve decided to buy one of the Pokemon DS games. But that’s not what this post is about — I’m sure you’ll hear a lot about my masochistic Pokemon collecting adventures in the near future. Patience, young padawans.

This post is all about what happens when my unholy brain starts wondering how to combine the worlds of gay lawyers and Pocket Monsters Pokemon and comes up with the question: what would be Phoenix Wright’s and Miles Edgeworth’s Pokemon dream teams? Since I am lazy don’t want to hog all the fun for myself, I’m letting you guys answer this question.

I ran this past Sam, and we came up with some simple rules:
*Each of the Pokemon teams needs to contain six different Pokemon.
*Explain your choices — boring lists are boring.
*All Pokemon are fair game — not just the ones from the DS versions.
*You don’t need to create both teams unless you want to.
*Bonus points for including innuendo-laden Pokemon Battle dialog between the two lawyers.
*Please do not post a link to your super serious Pokemon/Phoenix Wright crossover epic.

This is just for fun — I’m not giving out prizes or anything. Hey, where are you all going?