Now that the post-holiday non-fun catch-up is complete, I finally got around to editing and posting the next Tales of Symphonia recap. In this installment, Lloyd is dumb, foreshadowing is clumsy, dialogue is repeated, plot points are contradicted, and I am ready to jump off a cliff. That doesn’t narrow it down, so I’ll specify that I’m talking about Part 4. You know, like it says in the title of the post? You people need to pay more attention.
Oh my gosh, it is finally done. Here you go, patient readers. I hope it does not disappoint after the ridiculously long wait!
Hey, mofos (that’s an affectionate term). Just letting you know that I’m still working on the recap and will have it up by tomorrow night unless something goes horribly awry. I was a dumbass this year and handmade several presents, which left me little time to do anything else before Christmas like, I don’t know, post my f’ing recap. In hindsight, I should have just bought a crapload of gift cards. It’s just my masochistic tendencies flaring up again.
So that’s my excuse for your late Christmas recap. I hope it will be worth the long wait. Thanks to everyone who commented in support of me and the site. I hope you all have a happy holiday season. Unless you’re a dickhead, in which case I hope a reindeer tramples your face.
Back to editing!
I’m too tired to come up with anything witty, but here’s another friggin’ awesome recap from Sam: Suikoden III Part 9! I bet you couldn’t figure that out from the title of the post.
That’s all! Go read it!
That’s right, bitches: Chrono Cross Part 9. This one kind of effed up my recapping catch-up schedule, I admit. But let’s not write dickheaded forum posts about my slow ass — let’s enjoy the hallucinogenic carnival ride that is Chrono Cross. Hooray!