After way too long, I finally finished the latest Phoenix Wright recap. I hope it was worth the wait. There are gay lawyers in it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Part 5
06.03.12
Category Archives: Recaps
Suikoden IV Part 4
05.20.12
The latest Suikoden IV recap by Sam is now posted. In this recap, find out whether Sam’s Ritapon addiction is enough to make up for the overwhelming number of profile people she is forced to deal with. Plus, a scary cat village!
Also, Sam and I now have the first Phoenix Wright game on our iPads, which means no more wrestling with digital cameras in order to get mediocre screenshots. We’ve spent the last week redoing all the screenshots for the existing Phoenix Wright recaps, and Sam has added captions to the formerly captionless Part 4. Yes, this means that we were forced to replay all those cases. Just to add an extra punch in the nuts, I had to play through the first day of Case 3 twice because I forgot to take screenshots the first time. That case is the bane of my existence. Fuck the Steel Samurai.
Last but not least, I originally screwed up when uploading the screenshots for the latest Xenosaga recap, but they should all be working now.
Happy 10th Birthday!
02.17.12
Holy shit, you guys — VGR is ten years old. That’s a big, round, RPG-worthy number.
I have to leave for work soon, so that’s going to be my excuse for not writing a novel length gushy post here. Sure, I could have written it in advance, but — hey, look over there!
Anyway, thanks so much to Sam, Ben, and Ryan for all their awesome recaps this year. I’m so grateful to their many years of contributions to the site.
Thanks also to those of you who are still reading.
And last, but certainly not least…new recaps!
Wild ARMs 3 Part 2 by Ben
Xenosaga Part 13 by Sam
Congratulations to Sam for finishing the Xenosaga recap! I can’t even imagine what an ordeal that must have been, but it was an enjoyable ordeal for the rest of us, so hooray!
Wild ARMs Part 5
10.30.11
I hope you’re ready for some more hot PENIS action! Wild ARMs Part 5 is now up. Heh…”up.” Anyway, this recap includes a completely legitimate heterosexual wedding. You know, just like all those other completely legitimate heterosexual RPG weddings. Yeah.
I owe Ben a huge apology for taking so long to post his recap. God, I’m such a dick sometimes.
Lunar: Silver Star Story Part 8
08.28.11
Great news! The last Xenosaga recap didn’t kill Sam, so she was able to provide us with another recap. Hooray! And this one has a whole lot less raping in it, which is also awesome. That’s not to say it was a completely stress-free experience for Sam. But it does involve naked dudes bathing together.