Happy National Nice Day, everyone! (You date-switching foreigners will have to check back in on September 6 for YOUR accidentally timed holiday content.) To celebrate this, the sexiest of days, I have a new recap of Final Fantasy VI, which may not seem all that hot to you, but this is the one where Twiggy’s parents DO THE NASTY, WITH GLITTER.
It’s also the one where Winona is a dickhead. Wait, that’s all of them. Enjoy!
“Glittery anal leakage.” Those three words will keep me laughing for days. You truly have a great gift for phrasing, Sam.
That’s very nice of you to say! I usually feel like my word choice is ALSO glittery anal leakage.
Hahaha! At least it sparkles!