I’ve been working on Cockarina of Time Part 5 for months, and I am so happy it’s finally done. Twink is less happy, as he finds out what might have happened to him while he was in a coma. Poor, poor Twink.
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 5
03.17.13
I’ve been loving the number of recaps recently! Thank you all so so much!
Wheeeeeee!
I am so happy you finally checked out that “cloud over Death Mountain”.
I always have to force myself to play this game, it aged just terribly…
C-A
I loved the backstory you made up for Twink Jr (and the contrasting theories from you and Sam). In my opinion, in Hyrule, it has to be mpreg. How else would they reproduce there?
Long time lurker thanks as well, such fine recaps everywhere!
Holy shit, this recap has actually made my week. I can’t get enough of Twink’s gay adventures.
I especially loved the incredibly disturbing speculation on Twink Jr’s parentage, the description of Vulvagina and the pulling apart of the Fire Temple’s mindboggling design. (Incidentally, I once read a post on GameFAQs where someone had actually tried to fanwank all of the nonsensical shit in the temples into making sense. It was glorious.)
By the way, are you guys planning on doing any other Twink Games? I would love to see a Skyward Recap – my god, you’d have a field day with Ghirahim – but Jeanne keeps mentioning how terrible she is at sword fighting that doesn’t consist of just flailing around…
And didn’t you find Jogger Asshole in your last recap? I think you did… must re-read that old, old, old recap!
Neither of us has even played Skyward Sword yet, but we’ll be getting to it soon. We’ll be doing Twilight Princess sometime after Cockarina of Time is finished.
Sweet! The GC or Wii version?
I hope the former.
C-A
Wii version.
Oh now I have to hurt you guys… actually, I have to hurt Nintendo for creating that shit-ass port.
Trust me, you won’t mind when you get an early start in our inept adventures with the Wiimote.
I know the game itself generally didn’t change with the port, but I just disliked the idea that they mirrored it, just to make Link right-handed. (Something I dislike about Skyward Link as well) Link is mostly known from games where he’s left-handed. And mirroring the entire game… also the “waggle” controls of the WiiMote. It’s like you sneeze and you do a spin attack. (Skyward improved so much on the motion control)