So who’s playing this? I don’t think this should be a surprise to anyone, but I’m loving Spore. And I’m not even making any penis monsters and houses with nipples. No, don’t look at me like that — I’m totally serious! Remember, I also like cute creatures. I’d like to point out that these two interests are not related.
Even though I’m not spending day and night furiously pumping out Dickalisks and Diplodocunts, that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a fine piece of Sporn. For those of you who haven’t had your fill of Spore perversion, I’d like to direct you toward this non-worksafe link, courtesy of Albedo667 on the forums:
http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=899&page=3
Frickin’ hilarious. Unfortunately, not everyone has a sense of humor. They essentially believe that a child will become a serial killer if he or she sees a pixelated video game monster that resembles a human body part. Better not let those kids play any Zelda games! For more on these unfunny asshats, see here:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/07/30/spore.sporn/index.html
In particular, I would like to point out that “18-year-old Michael James from Calgary, Alberta” is a supreme douchebag. Seriously, uploading a Boobasaurus Rex to the Spore site is the same as creating child pornography? How far do you have to shove your head up your ass to come to that epic fail of a conclusion? More to the point, is it possible to create a Spore creature based on this unfortunate condition?
I’ve decided that my dream job is to work as a Dick Detector (Dicktector?) for the EA site. I will spent 8 hours a day (or more, if I get paid overtime) to comb through the massive number of creations and weed out anything that looks like it could be genitalia. Either I would filter out everything — after all, everything looks like a penis to someone (usually me), or I would filter out nothing and claim that whoever thought a creature looked like a penis was just a dirty pervert.
For those of you who haven’t yet been banned for inappropriate content, feel free to share your Spore name in the comments. I’m Lopapalooza, and my profile is here:
http://www.spore.com/view/profile/Lopapalooza
And just so you’re not totally disappointed in me…okay, I did create a penis monster. Call the cops! This isn’t the greatest picture, but I present to you…Dickzilla!
Whoa… does it has a single, unblibking eye, or does it spew that acid attack thing from it’s erh, tip? Just curious, since I can’t play Spore on my crappy PC, therefore, I can’t see that for myself :p
It has no eyes, but it does have a spitter on the tip.
Gah… Now I really want to see it in action…. Uh, I want to see it terrorizing unsuspectful members of it’s planet, I mean.
Technically, you’re right, cause didn’t you say your nonexistent husband (cause, you know 12 yr old blah blah blah) was the one who created the dick monsters? Or is that someone else?
I don’t know if my computer can handle Spore. I have a list of my computer specs, but I have no idea what it means.
I do have the creature creator, so you can see my completely boring creatures here.
OMG someone made a penis on Spore. How original. Glad I checked out videogameblogs.com!
Seriously, do you do recaps anymore?
TsuNoBa: Added!
Rakunya: Because obviously the entire post was all about the penis monster I made and how original I think I am. Don’t you have some fanfiction to work on? I’m sure you update it on a regular basis!
Jesus Christ.
A wanky asshat whining about when we’re going to update. How original.
Oh, and PENIS!
I imagine an army of penis like creatures invading peoples games, sounds like a Suikoden fan boys dream come true! 😀