Legend of Zelda Series
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Before Wind Wanker Twink was even a cel-shaded twinkle in a game designer's dilated eye, there was another Twink--the one who originally saved Hyrule from Ganondorf and his terrible skin. This is his story of courage--the courage to face horrible dungeons and a boatload of Mary Sues who insist on stalking his sweet, sweet candy. If that weren't bad enough, he has to put up with this shit in two different timelines.
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Wind Wanker is different from other Zelda games, in that instead of running around Hyrule, Link (Twink) traverses a vast ocean with a talking boat. But just like in every other Zelda title, our pointy-eared hero is really, really gay. Ah, the more things change, the more they stay the same.