Ben is back with the ongoing adventures of the dumbest group of gay cowboys in history! Even their horses are stupid!
Wild ARMs 3 Part 4
10.31.15
Ben is back with the ongoing adventures of the dumbest group of gay cowboys in history! Even their horses are stupid!
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Loved the recap. My favorite parts are, of course, the truly awe-inspiring surprise of Clive’s ‘marriage” and the descriptions of Melody. Awesome job!
I don’t remember the horses being so difficult to maneuver but I may have inadvertently blocked that out in my memory.
So many good lines in this thing. But most of my favorites were about Jet:
“But Jet doesn’t feel that rescuing a missing person is quite mercenary enough, and claims they’re not here to meddle in other people’s affairs. Does this cockwomble even know which genre he’s starring in? I mean, RPGs are essentially Meddling in Other People’s Affairs Simulators.”
“The chip on his shoulder is practically blotting out the sun streaming through the windows.”
He’s a real winner, isn’t he.
I actually haven’t read the prior parts of this recap in quite some time, and I honestly forgot how dirty a lot of the nicknames are. I do remember though that “Anus Cascade” is the most hilarious name ever.
I’ve played a lot of JRPGs in my time, and these have got to be some of the dumbest, most gullible heroes I’ve ever seen. It can’t have been easy to put up with them, much less put up with them for such a lengthy recap. You must have the patience of a saint.
Nonetheless, that was an entertaining read. I’ll be eagerly awaiting the next recap.
So, Cloud’s getting into Super Smash Bros. That doesn’t really have anything to do with this recap, but I figured I’d try to get a little conversation going while we wait for the next recap.
Also, I wanted an excuse to share this picture I found: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/041/202/73c.jpg