It’s time for another Chrono Trigger recap! Get it — “time”? Because the game is about time travel? I’ll be here all night, folks.
In Part 6, the game designers foreshadow some of the crack-induced fuckery that they’ll foist upon us in Chrono Cross, and Ryan lives to tell the tale.
It’s another awesome recap from Ben! In this installment of the badly-translated FFIV, Cecilia has a personal revelation — or at least he goes public with what dogs already knew. It’s very epic.
Ryan has also returned to us! With a new game to recap, no less. Metroid: Other M is a bit of a departure for this site, as it revolves around female stuff like boobs and motherhood. But don’t worry, there are also lots of dildos, for those of us who happen to be gay 12-year-old British homos.
Sam suffered through 11 mofoing hours of Xenosaga in order to bring you the latest recap. If that weren’t torture enough, the recap includes that scene. Yeah, you know which one I’m talking about. Don’t let Sam’s sacrifice be in vain — go read the recap already.
Also, as a bonus, here’s the exchange that took place after Sam sent me the magnum-sized recap:
Sam: I apologize in advance for how motherfucking long it is.
Jeanne: That’s what Phoenix said.
Sam: Phoenix would never have to apologize for THAT, though.
Here’s Ben’s latest recap: Tales of Destiny Part 3. Remember, this is the game that Ben is playing for the first time as he recaps it, so it’s fun to watch it unfold. Probably not so much fun for Ben, but that’s just part of being a recapper — torturing ourselves for your entertainment.
I hope you’re enjoying all these new recaps after a long hiatus — I know I am. (Hee…I said “long.”)