Ryan has also returned to us! With a new game to recap, no less. Metroid: Other M is a bit of a departure for this site, as it revolves around female stuff like boobs and motherhood. But don’t worry, there are also lots of dildos, for those of us who happen to be gay 12-year-old British homos.
Metroid: Other M Part 1
07.02.11
Oh man… Metroid: Other Wankese, it should be called, because, jeez, does she has quite a few bits of pointless monologuing.
Oh man… You people are spoiling us readers… Please keep it up. Erh, I mean, continue doing it.
BABIES.
This whole thing is just embarrassing. It’s sad when Samus was more interesting when she kept her mouth shut and just did things.
Welcome back, fellow butch lesbian! Not going to lie, I haven’t played a Metroid game since Super Metroid, but this was super entertaining. Just to echo everyone else, what the fuck did they do to Samus?