Here’s Ben’s latest recap: Tales of Destiny Part 3. Remember, this is the game that Ben is playing for the first time as he recaps it, so it’s fun to watch it unfold. Probably not so much fun for Ben, but that’s just part of being a recapper — torturing ourselves for your entertainment.
I hope you’re enjoying all these new recaps after a long hiatus — I know I am. (Hee…I said “long.”)
“Now, time to finally head for the Straylize Temple. The first sign that this isn’t going to be as straightforward as it seems is the fact that the World Map has no compass. So, even though the king has given me the general direction to head in (northeast), he might just as well have repeated the word “penis” for five minutes, such is the uselessness of his information.”
I just lost it right about here. Great recap, Ben.
–As if this weren’t creepy enough, another maid standing nearby wails “Ohhh…it’s my turn tonight…” When Aslan returns a quizzical expression, she lies “Oh…it’s such a pain…to cook dinner.” Throughout these conversations, Rembrandt the Sex Pest just stands there impassively, practically daring the frightened young serving girls to reveal the true extent of his depravity. What is WRONG with the people in this household?!–
Maybe Rembrandt is really a cenobite in disguise.