Tales Series

Tales of Destiny

An old-skool style RPG involving a cast with big swords and even bigger hair. What lies in store for our intrepid heroes as they wander the land, deep in conversation with their weapons? Usually I'd say a one-way ticket to the nuthouse would be in order, but since this is a videogame, your guess is as good as mine.

Last part posted: Part 3 on 06.23.11 by Ben

Tales of Symphonia

Welcome to a cutesy-looking, cel-shaded game which rivals Lunar for Dumbest Cast Ever. A game that shamelessly steals plotlines and characters from other well-known games, and the most original feature is that the Mary Sue isn't the white mage. Mix all that together with a boatload of effeminate men and an anvil-tastic discrimination storyline and we've got a recap.

Last part posted: Part 4 on 01.22.10 by Jeanne