Kingdom Hearts Series
Kingdom Hearts
For those of you who needed even more evidence that the game designers at Squaresoft are smoking crack, here it is. Join Sora and his gang of Final Fantasy and Disney tropes as they traipse their way through the biggest merchandising cross-promotion of all time. It's Square. It's Disney. It's giving me an alcohol problem.
Kingdom Hearts II
Because Nomura's crack stash is potent and inexhaustible, we have been blessed with another adventure in cross-promotion and hilariously large clown feet. Join the Mouseketeers and 80,000 dudes in black hoodies as they stumble through a plot that somehow makes even less sense than the last game, and as they continue plumbing the depths of Disney's intellectual properties.