Metroid Series
Metroid: Other M
Metroid: Other M is supposed to provide a narrative bridge between Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion. But in reality, it's the story of Samus's boobs and their valiant efforts to break free of the oppressive spacesuit that restrains them. Amid all the jiggling, there's exactly one half of a murder mystery plot, some sublimated daddy issues, and a truly embarrassing motherhood leitmotif. Because SAMUS IS A LADY and LADIES HAVE ISSUES, Y'ALL.