"This fine display of intellectual prowess nets a Turbo-Ether and the Menace of the Deep garment grid. Because you knew we just weren't going to get through a frickin' half-hour of game play without another garment grid to our name. That's just crazy talk."
Final Fantasy X-2 Part 6
"The other M stands for mammaries memories"
This game is only like nine hours long, 90% of the "dialogue" is Samus talking to herself, and it's a dungeon crawler. So we'll see how this perfect storm pans out. In hour 1, Samus wanks about how sad she is that the BABY Metroid had to die in the battle against MOTHER Brain, receives a "BABY'S cry" distress signal, and travels to the deserted BOTTLE ship to investigate. We also learn that Samus has some bi-polar tendencies, swinging freely between a stoic badass and a chatty ball of hormones. More »