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"On Floor 11, the group finds another loser sitting in an unlocked cell. He whines about being bored and instead of doing something like, I don't know, fucking escaping, he begs the three SeeDs to play cards with him. I only reward idiocy when I get something decent out of it, so unless this guy has shower room videos of Squally and Seifer touching each other inappropriately, I'm going to give him a pass."
-Jeanne,
Final Fantasy VIII Part 10
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Breath of Fire III Recap FAQ
Last updated: 10.17.04
May all your questions be answered.
-You make fun of my favorite character(s) and that makes me sad. How should I cope with the unbridled angst welling up inside of me?
-What's with all the drug talk in the recaps, anyway?
-Ryu, Teepo, and/or Rei aren't gay! They're just friends/I love them/I'm going to marry them/Look at this totally awesome pixel art I made of them!
You make fun of my favorite character(s) and that makes me sad. How should I cope with the unbridled angst welling up inside of me?
Good question. Most people start by sending Ben or Ryan poorly written emails declaring their love for the character(s)
in question. True fanatics also usually find some way to vent in some type of Forum or online Bulletin Board, letting everybody
know that VGR is the anti-Christ because the people here are so mean to the poor fictional characters. But those are just a few
suggestions. Be creative!
What's with all the drug talk in the recaps, anyway?
Well, simply put, there are lots of strange things in this game, like giant dragons made out of crystals, girls with wings, pedophilic tigers, mobile blobs of jelly with bouncing eyeballs, and talking plants. And they're all the result of game designer acid trips. So just say no, 'kay? Drugs destroy dreams.
Ryu, Teepo, and/or Rei aren't gay! They're just friends/I love them/I'm going to marry them/Look at this totally awesome pixel art I made of them!
...Who are you trying to convince? Us? Or yourself? Because we're just not buying it. Sorry. I mean, you've played the game, right? |
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