"Did I mention that Junior gets from the campsite to the tree house by humping vine poles? You'd think the boy was a two-bit stripper in a run down interstate 'Gentlemen's Club'. As if 'Gentlemen' were usually named Cooter and tipped with quarters during the lap-dance."
Kingdom Hearts Part 4
Final Fantasy VI : Cast
In order of recap appearance. 1 : 2
Nickname(s): none Age: 13 Description: Gau is obnoxious. He?s a wild boy from the Veldt who attacks by copying different monster abilities, but it?s just not cool enough to make using him in battle worthwhile. Gau joins Sabin and Cyan on the Veldt and then spends the rest of the game just tagging along for the Airship rides.
Nickname(s): none Age: 18 Description: A former Imperial general who turned her back on the Empire because they were mean and stuff. Despite her Mary Sue name, Mary Sue appearance, and Mary Sue background--seriously, an 18-year-old general?--Celes is remarkably level-headed and is a nice contrast to helpless sad sack Twiggy.