King Adlehyde Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: The ruler of Adlehyde. That's pretty much it. He spends all of his screen time on his deathbed, which is a pretty good clue that he isn't going to become a major character. He's also half-responsible for spawning Cesuelia, so any sadness I may have felt at his death is cancelled out by default. First appearance:   Part 3

Minister Johan Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: Johan plays about as big a role as the king, which isn't saying much. Whaddaya mean, "You're just trying to pad out the cast list"? First appearance:   Part 3

Zeikfried Nickname(s): Lord Zedd Age: ? Description: Zeikfried is the acting leader of the demons while they await the revival of Mother. Despite pretty much being a placeholder, he acts like a big shot with his mighty penis extension Dark Spear, thrusting it at anyone who dares to oppose him. There isn't much more to him than that, which makes it even more tragic that he's one of the main villains in the game. First appearance:   Part 4

Lady Harken Nickname(s): Scorpina Age: ? Description: Harken, one quarter of the...um...Quarter Knights, is the only female demon we know of, at least until Mother wakes from her long-ass sleep. She has pink hair and is handy with a weapon...sound like anyone else we know? Just a coincidence, surely. She and Indy end up cultivating quite the volatile rivalry, although they probably secretly want each other. First appearance:   Part 4

Zed Nickname(s): Baboo Age: ? Description: The idol of Wild Arms fanboys everywhere, Zed is the lowest-ranked in the demons' inner circle. He has lofty ambitions and an inflated sense of self-worth, but is constantly held down by The Big Man. Basically, he's the demon equivalent of an admin assistant. We share a common bond, and for that reason I can't hate him too much. He still annoys the everloving shit out of me, though. I suppose he wouldn't be a WA character if he didn't. First appearance:   Part 4

Jane Maxwell Nickname(s): Calamity Jane, Orange Dress Age: 14 Description: Jane, despite her young age, is famous across Feelgayer for being a skilled bounty hunter. She's obsessed with money, but we discover eventually she's more of a Robin Hood than a robbin' hood. Oh, and just like Rudy, she has a PENIS. Shocker! First appearance:   Part 5

McDullen Harts Nickname(s): McDull Age: 51 Description: McDullen (Magdalen in the revised translation) is almost a complete nonentity, serving as both a bodyguard and butler to Jane. He's briefly playable in the remake, and even then is about as interesting as watching Tidus painting a wall. First appearance:   Part 5

Bartholomew Nickname(s): Barty, Captain Seymour Age: 35 Description: Let's not beat about the bush here; Barty likes 'em young. It's even in the script. Captain of the Ass Candy, he's actually a pretty decent character, not that you'd know it from his first appearance. And hey, he eventually gives the party his boat, so he can't be all bad. First appearance:   Part 5