Garrett Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: Not much is known about Garrett, aside from the fact that a) he likes spitting on the ground, and b) he's one of the two Fenril Knights with any lasting significance to the plot whatsoever. He is involved with Elmina, although their love affair doesn't last long. We may or may not see him later, in a different guise... First appearance:   Part 1

Elmina Nickname(s): Elmartyr Age: ? Description: Elmina, the Sword Princess, is the other of the two Fenril Knights with any lasting significance to the plot whatsoever. She appears to be competent in battle, which is a shame as we never get to use her. We may or may not see her later, in a different guise... First appearance:   Part 1

Alhazad Nickname(s): Blankie Age: ? Description: He of the demon-ness and freaky appearance, Alhazad shows his eeeevil side early on by reducing a few random Knights to white sparkles. If he wants to work on his menacing side, dropping the white sheet would be a good place to start. First appearance:   Part 1

Cecilia Nickname(s): Cesuelia Age: 17 Description: A star member of the Clich? Trio, Cecilia is perhaps most deserving of membership -- she almost reads like a Mary Sue checklist: Young, blonde, revered princess? Check. Magic user? Check. Ability to communicate with sacred beings? Check. Suffering from dream-like visions? Check. Burdened with the inescapable destiny of saving the world? Check. Holder of Mystical-Artifact-With-The-Power-To-End-All? Fucking check. Oh yeah, and she's the Innocent One. Get it? You will after the 384690186727th time it's been shoved down your throat. First appearance:   Part 1

Jack Nickname(s): Indy Age: 27 Description: The second member of the Clich? Trio is a carefree, throw-caution-to-the-wind Dream Chaser/treasure hunter in the Indiana Jones style. Like all such characters, his happy-go-lucky, jokey nature hides a Mysterious-and-Tragic-Past?. YAAAWWWN. Jack is accompanied by his pet rat Wind Mouse, Hanpan. As Jack's older than 25, expect no end of "old man" references. First appearance:   Part 1

Hanpan Nickname(s): Scabbers Age: ? Description: Jack's rat, Hanpan tries to pass himself off as a Wind Mouse, but fools no-one. He's one of the most likeable characters in the game, which is a shame as his involvement consists of being flung across chasms to hit switches. Hey, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. First appearance:   Part 1

Rudy Nickname(s): none Age: 15 Description: Rudy Roughknight (I'm not shitting you here) is one of the Clich? Trio and a lonely Dream Chaser who just wants to be accepted into society. However, people usually run scared because of his large penis ARM. Can't have it all, right? Luckily, being liked will be the last thing on Rudy's mind when he rises up to save the world from a great evil. And hold a large penis ARM. Did I mention he has a large penis ARM? Oh, and he's the hero. A silent one. First appearance:   Part 1

Emma Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: A female scientist/professor along the lines of Momo and Lucca, Emma enlists the help of the Clich? Trio to rid Lolithia's Tomb of the nasty monsters and help her get on with her damn excavation. And...that's it. She's kinda just there. Oh, and she's very proud of her self-named machine. Don't you forget it. First appearance:   Part 2

Lolithia Nickname(s): The Iron Woman Age: Ancient Description: Lolithia, mentioned roughly 79341253,000,000 times in the game's opening hour, turns out to be a dormant iron golem who is discovered by Emma and the Clich? Trio deep in the bowels of her tomb. Lolithia's, not Emma's. A cookie for whoever figured out that she probably won't stay dormant for very long. I feel a little wary about including her here, as she isn't exactly a key member of the cast, but I think her countless mentions so far justify it. First appearance:   Part 2

Belselk Nickname(s): Squatt Age: ? Description: The game's first villain, Belselk doesn't really do much apart from laugh evilly. He's as minor a villain as you can get, and this, coupled with his "comic-relief-that-is-neither-comic-nor-relief" act, just like his namesake, earns him his nickname. First appearance:   Part 2