Old Man Ho-Ho Nickname(s): Telescope Perv Age: ? Description: A man in a white trenchcoat and purple hat, ? la Secret Squirrel, who spies on various goings-on around the Great Sea via his telescope. I really don't think trenchcoats and voyeurism are a good combo. Who knows what he's doing under there. First appearance:   Part 11

Obli Nickname(s): Faux!Rito Age: ? Description: Obli and his brother Willi are freakishly obsessed with the Rito. But instead of writing smutty fanfiction about them or drawing pictures of them with giant horse cocks, they decided to uproot themselves from society and live out their days as Rito cosplayers. I'm sure the Rito are very comfortable with this, and not creeped out at all. First appearance:   Part 11

Willi Nickname(s): Faux!Bro Age: ? Description: Willi is the better flyer of the two brothers, and is the "Great and Talented Champion" whose record Twink must break at the Flight Control Platform. We know he's a good flyer because they gave him a mustache like the Red Baron. It's good that we get this hint, because the fact that he built a Flight Control Platform in the middle of the ocean and likes to dress up as a bird-man weren't big enough clues. First appearance:   Part 11

Loot Nickname(s): Fabio Age: ? Description: A sexy brute of a man who runs the Boating Course in the southern Great Sea. We don't know much about him, except that he has a disturbing man-crush on Sean Connery. Of course, he's a little too legal for the boat's tastes. First appearance:   Part 11