Hoskit Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: A Rito who really wants to please his "girlfriend." With ticklers feathers. What a wholesome game this is. First appearance:   Part 3

Medli Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: As far as I can tell, young Medli, attendant to Valoo, is the only female Rito on Dragon Roost, kind of like a beaked, feathery Smurfette. That's a tad disturbing. Medli becomes very important in Twink's quest, because Nintendo is trying to fool us by surrounding the lad with cute girls. Well, we're not falling for that! First appearance:   Part 3

Komali Nickname(s): Gollus Age: ? Description: "Prince" of the Rito tribe and big whining crybaby. Komali has the hardest life ever, what with being a prince and getting to sit in his room all day writing shitty poetry or whatever it is that he does. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HIM. First appearance:   Part 3

Valoo Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: Valoo is one of the three ancient creatures of the Great Sea, and he spends his days slumping around the top of Dragon Roost Island, eating pork rinds and drinking beer. He's only interrupted from this daily habit when giant phallic insects start biting his tail. First appearance:   Part 3

Zephos Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: Zephos is the god of winds and the one who teaches Twink the Wind's Requiem so he can control the winds that the wind god is supposed to have control over. I don't get that at all. Speaking of things I don't get, the god of winds is a giant frog. O-kay. First appearance:   Part 3

Merman Nickname(s): DickFish Age: ? Description: This big meanie fish and all his fishy cousins are responsible for tweaking Twink's "chart" until it is finished. Unfortunately for Twink, they also take great delight in insulting the size of his pecker. He just can't catch a break. First appearance:   Part 4

Salvage Corp. Nickname(s): Not!Wakka and his boyfriends Age: ? Description: This strange fellow hangs out with other speedo-clad sailors on the high sea. A rather schizo individual, he insults Twink's package one moment and confesses his undying love the next. Best to steer clear of guys like that. Take it from me. First appearance:   Part 4

Deku Tree Nickname(s): Dicku Tree Age: ? Description: The guardian spirit of the Forest Haven. An extremely phallic individual, he surrounds himself with little forest creatures who help him to produce seeds. Really. First appearance:   Part 4

Hollo Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: The Koroks' supplier. He works day and night to perfect his special brew. Like Besaid Island, there is nothing else to do in the Forest Haven except to get high and get busy. First appearance:   Part 4

Elma Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: After living on the streets for years, Elma ended up on hard drugs. Through Hollo, a supplier, he found his way to the Forest Haven where he got clean, except for the occasional dip into Hollo's brew. First appearance:   Part 4