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Kingdom Hearts : Cast
In order of recap appearance.
1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5 : 6
Sora
Sora

Nickname(s): Tidus Jr.
Age: ?
Description: The Keyblade Master and hero of the story. Since this is a Square game, the latter should be apparent, as he has spiky hair, wears a bulky silver chain necklace that can be sold for hundreds of dollars to dumbass fanboys, and is a complete wanker. He apparently has feelings for Kairi, but I shouldn't even have to tell you that.

First appearance:   Part 1

Kairi
Kairi

Nickname(s): Token
Age: ?
Description: The requisite perky, brunette love interest, but surprise!--she doesn't use white magic. Since she's not playable and all. Kairi uses her pre-pubescent cleavage and her exposed bellybutton to lure the likes of Sora and Riku into her clutches. She also has a Mysterious Past She Can't Remember?. Bet you didn't see that coming.

First appearance:   Part 1

Riku
Riku

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: The third in the Stereotypical Square Character package, Riku is a white-haired bishounen who ends up working for the baddies. Whoops, spoiler. More importantly, Riku is a million times cooler than Sora, and if there were any justice in the world, he would be the main character.

First appearance:   Part 1

Selphie
Selphie

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: You guys know her from FFVIII as the fan-service sugar-sweet girl who likes trains. Now she's sugar-sweet without so much of the fan service, with a perky voice to match her erstwhile perky breasts. Needless to say, she's still annoying. And if she had seen trains before on the Destiny Islands, she would probably like them.

First appearance:   Part 1

Wakka
Wakka

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Wakka remains largely unchanged in the transition from FFX to KH--he still has a thing for Tidus, he still loves his balls, and he still needs a new hairstyle. But his voice actor sounds really stoned. Yes, even by Wakka standards.

First appearance:   Part 1

Tidus
Tidus

Nickname(s): Of course, Tightass
Age: ?
Description: Because one wanker per game just wasn't enough. Tidus is back in Mini-Wank form, and no one has yet bothered to fix his pant legs. I'm grateful for two things concerning him: I get to kick his ass as many times as I please, and he is no longer voiced by JAT. Thank God for small favors.

First appearance:   Part 1

Donald Duck
Donald Duck

Nickname(s): @%$#!!!
Age: ?
Description: Is this really necessary? If you don't know who Donald Duck is, you've spent your life under a rock. For those people, he's a duck with a severe attitude problem as well as a tendency for high blood pressure. In KH he's a mage, which means we'll get to see him take severe beatings throughout the game. Yay!

First appearance:   Part 1

Pluto
Pluto

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: He's Mickey's dog. What else did you want?

First appearance:   Part 1

Goofy
Goofy

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Again, you all know who Goofy is. A kind, doofy, na?ve guy who likes to say "Gawrsh." He takes Donald's verbal and physical abuse with good humor, which is more than anyone else in the universe could say. In this game, he's a defensive tank, but still a cowardly one--he covers his eyes as he charges into enemies with his shield.

First appearance:   Part 1

Minnie Mouse
Minnie Mouse

Nickname(s): Queen Bighead
Age: ?
Description: Duuuuuh, this is Mickey's woman. She's also the Queen of Mickey's little world. She's the same as she's always been, but I just noticed how unholy huge her head is. Goddamn, look at it.

First appearance:   Part 1

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