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Grandia II : Cast
In order of recap appearance.
1 : 2
Ryudo
Ryudo

Nickname(s): none
Age: 17
Description: Quite obviously a Squall ripoff, Ryudo goes several steps further in the sarcasm department. At 17, he's already bitter and world-weary. Unfortunately, a chick comes along and turns him into a twitterpated people-loving wanker.

First appearance:   Part 1

Skye
Skye

Nickname(s): none
Age: ~40
Description: Skye is Ryudo's gay falcon buddy. He seems to be convinced that Ryudo shares his...preferences, but that doesn't stop him from constantly teasing Ryudo about women.

First appearance:   Part 1

Elena
Elena

Nickname(s): Mary Sue
Age: 17
Description: She's young, pretty, innocent, demure, religious, and has a beautiful singing voice. That's right, she's Mary Sue. Despite being completely annoying, she manages to be one of Ryudo's love interests. Gag.

First appearance:   Part 1

Millenia
Millenia

Nickname(s): Mary Sue 2
Age: ?
Description: Whereas Elena is the innocent, pure Mary Sue, Millenia is the hot, winged, demonic Mary Sue. She's evil with a heart of gold, although that makes no sense. She wants Ryudo and Ryudo wants her, even though he also wants Elena. Check out the plot "twist" that allows Ryudo to have his Mary Sue and eat her, too. Oh wait, let me rephrase that....

First appearance:   Part 1

Roan
Roan

Nickname(s): Tidink
Age: 13
Description: A boy who looks like the lovechild of Tidus and Link, as horrifying as that may be to contemplate. His ponytail and earrings only contribute to his extremely masculine appearance. He's obsessed with his dead mom's medal, to the point where he's willing to die to get it back. No, he's completely balanced.

First appearance:   Part 2

Mareg
Mareg

Nickname(s): Ludo
Age: ?
Description: Just your average stereotypical beast man character, Mareg breaks the mold slightly by using more pretentious English than your typical LJ elitist. However, like any other beast man, he relies on his keen sense of smell to detect danger. Translation: he never shuts the fuck up about how bad everything smells. Or, rather, SMELLS.

First appearance:   Part 3

Gadan
Gadan

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Gadan is the leader of Liligue City, and the only one not affected by the food curse. Quite the opposite. He is greedy for money, greedy for food, and not greedy for sex because he's fat and fat people don't get laid.

First appearance:   Part 4

Aira
Aira

Nickname(s): Samara
Age: ?
Description: This little girl, in addition to being freakier than a Tidus with two heads, is the latest victim of Valmar. Her blindness was miraculously cured, so now she hangs out all alone in a magical garden. Yeah, I don't know.

First appearance:   Part 5

Sandra
Sandra

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Aira's mom, and the village scapegoat. Everyone hates Sandra, but loves Aira. Even though Sandra is the more normal of the two. Green hair notwithstanding.

First appearance:   Part 5

Selene
Selene

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: This High Priestess and creepy religious zealot enjoys walks on the beach, a candlelit dinner for two, and killing innocent people under the guise of purifying Darkness. But what fun is being a high-ranking member of a church without a little killin'? Wouldn't it be a total surprise if she were actually evil?

First appearance:   Part 5

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