Serge Nickname(s): Cronabe Age: 17 Description: The main character, who has the personality of a rock. He lives in a tropical village, but randomly ends up in another dimension, where his counterpart died ten years ago. Not that he has any sort of reaction to that news whatsoever. First appearance:   Part 1

Kid Nickname(s): Steve Irwin Age: ? Description: The main female character. As of this writing, not much is known about her except that she wears a skimpy outfit and likes to say "bugger" a lot. First appearance:   Part 1

Korcha Nickname(s): Speedo Age: ? Description: This creepy little guy with the speedo and bulging package appeared in the dream sequence at the beginning. That is, by random chance, he was the third character. Lucky me. First appearance:   Part 1

Poshul Nickname(s): Gandy, The Gayest Dog Ever Age: ? Description: Poshul is quite possibly the gayest dog ever...except that she's female. A big pink poofy thing, Poshul is Serge's first companion in the game, as long as you find that random object which will recruit her. Get used to that sort of thing. First appearance:   Part 1

Leena Nickname(s): Beeyotch, Biotch Age: 16 Description: Serge's childhood friend who has a big ol' crush on him and made a promise with him years ago. What's the promise, you ask? Oh, probably the same promise that RPG heroes make with their childhood sweethearts in every single game. First appearance:   Part 1

Karsh Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: He's a dragoon, but also seems to be somewhat of a pedophile. His outfit looks like something out of the disco rock star genre, but at least he has a giant axe. First appearance:   Part 2

Skelly Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: This is the scariest character design ever. It's a skull with clown make-up....and it talks. Cronabe must reassemble its body parts, and maybe then it will leave and scare me no more. First appearance:   Part 2

Glenn Nickname(s): Exposition!Glenn Age: ? Description: Also a dragoon. He likes to give lots and lots of exposition, and sometimes he's so caught up in his exposition that he doesn't notice a bunch of random strangers (read: Cronabe and party) standing there staring at him. First appearance:   Part 2

Riddel Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: She used to get it on with Glenn's brother Dario, but he died. Now she just visits his grave and goes off on philosophical tangents. I think her dad is Lord Viper, but we haven't found that out officially. First appearance:   Part 2

Zappa Nickname(s): none Age: ? Description: He's a blacksmith who takes his work just a tad too seriously. If anyone bothers him, he gets pissy, and has to start over. I don't think I would ask him to make a sword for me or I'd have to wait years to get the damn thing. First appearance:   Part 2