Durandal Poetry Contest Results
Posted 05.24.05
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ANIMAL CRUELTY
Why are all our dolphins flogged?
Our moneys spanked and lions tamed?
Must we always walk the dog?
These pet names are rather lame.
But in the future we will go
And end this problem had by all;
No longer will chickens be choked,
When we can "Wax the Durandal".
- by Zero
Mighty Durandal.
Penisy power pinion.
Compensating much?
You should ask Little Master.
- by Amanda S.
There was a great schlong called Durandal
To which not even CHAOS!!! held a candle.
It was so long and wide
And look - see men inside!
It was more prick than Shion could handle.
Ram hard and penetrate, O Durandal!
Tear your foes asunder like a Vandel!
For what no pants can hide
Is Little Master's big ride,
And with Seymour, it makes quite the scandal.
- by Nidoking
It was forged in necessity's fire:
flagship of the foundation, a sharp spear
to puncture the side of the gnosis threat!
Symbol of humanity's resistance!
The dream was born. The ship was constructed
on a grand scale unseen in history
making the twin moons of Militia,
tiny orbiting balls, dwarfs in comparison.
O' mighty Durandal! Like a sharp sword
unsheathed, it thrusts: a thousand guns blasting
like an ejaculation! One short cry
before silence! Sweet obliteration.
Its mighty shaft penetrates the darkness
and the universe trembles in its wake.
- by Red
Oh, mighty Durandal,
You make all the men feel small!
You vibrate if we press the trigger,
If Galcian rode you, he'd feel bigger,
You're the most phallic of all,
Mighty Durandal!
Young Rubedo was quite a fine lad,
With his pistols and shining eyes.
On one day, he became very sad,
For his wang would remain child size.
His sugar daddy, a figure of renown
let him his very own ship form.
He made it long, thick and hard,
with an all-female guard,
and thus the Durandal was born!
Oh, mighty Durandal,
You're on the wish list of Squall!
Though your captain may be gay,
he'll still ram you anyway
into all holes, big and small,
Mighty Durandal!
- by Quartz Falcon
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