{"id":8755,"date":"2014-05-29T15:33:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-29T20:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.videogamerecaps.com\/?p=434"},"modified":"2015-02-06T12:12:17","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T18:12:17","slug":"you-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/2014\/05\/you-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"YOU GUYS."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t taken a moment today to read about <a href=\"http:\/\/pagesix.com\/2014\/05\/29\/golden-toilet-tower-headless-nude-statues-inside-kimyes-wedding\/\" target=\"_blank\">the greatest wedding in history<\/a>, please do so. I&#8217;ve had an epiphany.<\/p>\n<p>Consider the following facts of the Kimye union:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The venue was the Forte di Belvedere, an elegant &#8220;castle&#8221; that is, in reality, a military fortification.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The wedding was presided over by black marble naked man statues.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; One major stumbling block for the wedding was a spotlight shining on a woman&#8217;s crotch.<\/p>\n<p>And MOST IMPORTANTLY:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The dinner table was a slab of marble with names engraved onto it, <em>many of them misspelled<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s just no way around it. <strong>Kanye and Kim had a\u00a0<em>Suikoden<\/em>-themed wedding.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_435\" style=\"width: 606px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/kimye-jilljo.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-435\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-435\" alt=\"#blessed\" src=\"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/kimye-jilljo.jpg\" width=\"596\" height=\"397\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-435\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">#blessedunion #nowitsart<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t taken a moment today to read about the greatest wedding in history, please do so. I&#8217;ve had an epiphany. Consider the following facts of the Kimye union: &#8211; The venue was the Forte di Belvedere, an elegant &#8220;castle&#8221; that is, in reality, a military fortification. &#8211; The wedding was presided over by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[102,148,153],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8755"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8955,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8755\/revisions\/8955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}