Hello again, everyone. Why yes, this is an actual new post. I have not, as you may have possibly suspected, been abducted and murdered by angry Cloud-loving fanboys or people who hate penises (or love them, but are afraid of how much they love them).<\/p>\n
What I’m trying to say is, I know I’ve been absent for a very long time. And there is a real reason for it this time. So here’s the deal — last summer I finally got myself a full-time job. And this is a very, very good thing. It’s also a very, very tiring thing. For the first few months, I barely had enough energy to play<\/em> video games, let alone try to come up with jokes about them that involve penises.<\/p>\n I’m still working on the whole work\/life balance thing, trying to find time for all my hobbies that I didn’t have time for before<\/em> I got the job. I wish I had some new content to post for the anniversary, but that didn’t happen. And lest you think the other recappers are lazy pieces of crap, I will point out that they also have their plates more than full right now.<\/p>\n But enough of that! VGR is nine years old! Hooray! All our old content is still there to read and enjoy, even if the new content has been…sparse. Thanks again to everyone for reading and contributing.<\/p>\n At the very least, I’ll post again at our tenth anniversary…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hello again, everyone. Why yes, this is an actual new post. I have not, as you may have possibly suspected, been abducted and murdered by angry Cloud-loving fanboys or people who hate penises (or love them, but are afraid of how much they love them). What I’m trying to say is, I know I’ve been […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8120,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[141],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8699"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8120"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}